@peterwhite034001: Wait, since when did anyone come to Deadspin for evenhanded, unbiased coverage of anything? Especially sports?
@Mean_Ol_Liberal: Yeah, but this guy was taking shit out of other people's carts.
I took it to be a sign of SVP's rebellious nature. "Fuck 'I gotta'. Fuck it right in the ear."
We worked for Maple Street, and we weren't offered any anal.
If something as simple as trading seats with a friend can land you this level of notoriety...
@Chamomiles Davis: I liked this idea much better when it included the topless girl covered in jam.
Mark's seatmate is seen here wondering why he never got the peanuts or in-flight meal he was promised when his ticket was purchased.
Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he once called me a walking, talking pile of pigshit.
"The boy—who I assume is William The III—is now 22"
